maulpccartney:
drunkabernathy:
pocketpinya:
boomette:
look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad

fixed that for you

better
I want to meet that man and eat a salad with him while laughing at his photogenic-ness.
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10knotes:
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
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